The following is a summary of the most frequently asked questions (1-37).
1) How long does is the wait after ordering?
I have a considerable waiting list. Please contact me for current wait times. While updating this site (August 2009) the wait is 8 months.
2) Do I have to pay in full at time of order?
Before sending you the pigments, I need a non- refundable down payment of at
least 100 Euro. One month before sending the finished prosthetic, I need to be
paid in full.
3) What if something goes wrong? Or Breaks?
In itself the prosthetic is fairly fool proof and shouldn’t need any repairs.
If you have problems, I am always available to answer questions and give
suggestions. If something breaks because I made it wrong, then I will fix it.
(Please keep in mind that it is a prosthetic and will not last forever).
4) What does it cost in…?
Please check an online currency converter. www.xe.com/ucc
5) Can I pay with a credit card?
Yes, you can pay with a credit card through 'paypal' www.paypal.com
6) If I pay more can I get it sooner?
No. Higher payments are not accepted. I do not do rush orders. I complete the
orders as they come.
7) Do you make custom
sizes?
No, for the time being, I make the one size only. (See question
number 32 for dimensions.)
8) Can you send me a catalogue?
No I don't have a catalogue. If you have questions not answered on this site, Please contact me.
9) Can I use this prosthetic if I have had metidioplasty?
I think that you would find it too bulky to have two sets of testicules.
10) How does it feel for my partner?
The partners are VERY pleased. It feels just as it should, absolutely natural
when in the body. Also it looks so good and there is no distracting harness.
This makes it easy to forget that it is a prosthetic. Also, after an orgasm,
when the body returns to ‘normal’, it can be quite uncomfortable to remove a
large erect penis. For this reason, the air can be released from the prosthetic
to end an erection while the penis is still inside (which is also another
realistic touch -penises return slowly to a flaccid state after orgasm).
11) How do I use the toilet?
Just snap open the snap between the legs and lift the balls forward. The back
part hangs along the 'bum crack'. (It hangs down when you sit on the toilet,
and it is also too short to reach the anus). (see features)
12) Could you explain the back holder?
There is a thin extension piece that goes between the legs, and second small
bit attached below the tail bone. Both are connected with an easy to use snap
(for opening and closing so that you can lift the balls and use the toilet).
The holder is needed to keep the prosthetic from hanging forward when you bend
forward, from riding up when you ride a bike, and so you can move freely in
general - so you can move free for sex. The holder stretches with your
movements, and is on your body, but hanging, -not tight against your skin. (see features)
13) Does the adhesive really hold the prosthetic?
Yes! It is very secure, because of the design of the prosthetic itself, and the
materials I use.
I spent a lot of time testing glues, prosthetic shapes, and materials in order
to get this right.
Important:
Some have, reported problems with the adhesives I suggest. For more information
please see adhesives.
14) Can the prosthetic be worn without the adhesive?
No, it is designed to be worn with adhesive, and must be attached to the body
in order to stay in place.
15) Can you really go swimming with it on? Can you go in the ocean with it
on or will salt water affect it?
Swimming is no problem at all. Salt water has no effect. Soapy water softens
the adhesive; it will not stay attached long in a soapy bath.
Some water is likely to enter the shaft, and you will need to squeeze it out before putting on dry clothes.
16) Is
it made from “Cyberskin”?
It is made from a very soft professional prosthetic making silicone. “Cyberskin”,
is not as strong as the one I use, and “Cyberskin” is made with chemical
additives which I would not want touching my skin for any length of time, or to
use for sex.
17) How long is the expected life of this prosthetic?
I was constantly creating new models over the years - until I was satisfied. I continue to test each new design. I haven't had a chance to test it for
longevity. What I can tell you is that a central aspect to my design has always
been durability.
18) How long can you realistically and practically
wear it?
Designed to be worn at al times, you just need to remove it to wash the
attachment parts and to re-glue.
19) Have you personally been using it? Sleeping
with it on? Swimming with it? Showering? Working, walking, etc.?
For years I have been sweating, swimming, bike riding -daily living- with all
the many stages of the prosthetic while concentrating on details for
improvements.
20) Will I be comfortable in a locker room?
I cannot imagine anyone feeling comfortable showering in an open shower with this prosthetic. The adhesive does not work well when in contact with soap and warm water. Also, while the prosthetic looks very realistic at a glance, it is not realistic enough to pass detailed inspection!
21) How does the erection process work?
You squeeze the balls to pump air into the shaft. (see features)
22) How long does it take to form an erection?
You need to screw the exit valve closed before pumping (a few of twists with
your fingers). (see
features)Pumping takes 15 seconds. (see upgrades)
23) How long does it take to go from erect to flaccid?
Two seconds, unless you choose to let the air out slowly, in which case it
could take as long as you want.
24) How does the "integrated knob to ensure physical sexual
feeling" stimulate?
The stimulation is pressure and slight rubbing on the small penis (hormonally
enlarged clitoris). (see
features)
25) Is there a foreskin?
No, there is no foreskin.
26) I don't understand how the head tucks into the skin.
In some of the photos I previously had on the site, you could see some options
of how to fold the skin in on itself. The skin is loose over the inner shaft,
allowing you to tuck it in on itself. This does, however, tend to push the knob
out against the body, and the shaft is shorter, but firmer. I removed the photos from the site, because
I personally don’t consider it to be a comfortable feature. Also, I removed the
photos to clear up any confusion about there being a foreskin. Some thought that the photos were
showing a foreskin. The skin is to thick to act as a foreskin (see previous
question).
27) What about metal detectors? – Airplane travel?
There is nothing metal in the prosthetic. There are also no liquids or gels. I
have included an air release valve (see
features) to allow air to flow out of
the skin for air pressure changes while flying, while keeping the prosthetic
waterproof for swimming and bathing.
28) When flaccid, does the penis hang down over the balls in a natural
fashion?
When flaccid it does stick out a bit, at a 40 or so degree angle, and rests
down easily with very little pressure (underwear).
29) How much does the prosthetic weigh flaccid or erect?
It weighs about 200 grams (a half a pound, or 7 Oz).
30) Does the prosthetic loose shape over time?
No, it does not loose its shape.
31) Will the colour fade over time?
It will fade over time if often exposed to direct sunlight.
32) Can you see the attachment areas?
Yes, you can. They are small, contoured and very flexible, but they are there.
33) Is that real hair in the photos?
Yes, it is his real hair (and no I do not make hairpieces – and do not plan
to). (see photos)
34) Will the prosthetic stay attached for sex regardless of position?
The glue bond is very strong and the prosthetic designed to stay attached to
the body while letting you move freely, but it is a prosthetic glued to the
skin. There is no absolute guarantee that it will stay attached at all
times. It is important to get a ‘feel’ for when the adhesive needs to be
reapplied.
35) What are the exact dimensions?
The measurements are not exact, as each prosthetic is individually made and
slightly different.
The measurements are approximately:
flaccid: 10cm (4 inches) long, 13cm (5 inches) in circumference. erect:
16,5cm (6.5 inches) long, and from 15cm (6 inches) at the base to 13cm (5
inches) just before the head in circumference. (see
Phase2 is)
36) Will my new girlfriend/ boyfriend know notice that it’s a prosthetic?
Yes. Anyone who you are intimate with will know that it’s a prosthetic.
Although very realistic to the touch and to the eye, it is made of silicone, it
is not permanently attached to the body, and erections are not spontaneous.
37) Can I urinate
standing up with the Phase2?
No, the Phase2 of the prosthetic does not include a Stand To Pee device.